hotel room ftw
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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