He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Randomize