Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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