Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We smell like vodka and hangover
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