turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I have already put on my inside pants.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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