i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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