if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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