so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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