Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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