You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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