Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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