bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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