so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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