I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
How external is "for external use only"?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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