wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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