what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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