STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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