He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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