i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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