Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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