I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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