loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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