dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
