Buhtt sex?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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