I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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