Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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