WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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