i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I wish I only lived at night.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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