At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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