Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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