You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she smelled like a LAN party
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i think i just lost a toe
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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