I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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