so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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