I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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