Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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