A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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