I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
