our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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