Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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