just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
