and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Just high enough for therapy.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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