That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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