im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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