You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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