butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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