And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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