you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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