just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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