I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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