Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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