im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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