For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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