honey bunches of taint.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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