Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
His hands were made for my vagina.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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