great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
