halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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