Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
there was a trapeze. enough said
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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